Friday, April 17, 2009

Calling Gary Bitchman, Hitchcock line 1

Ken Hitchcock via Ansar Khan:

"I was thinking about this this morning after watching the tape. I don't think Detroit would do anything in drag racing, because they would never pass the Christmas Tree test. The would be red-lighted (for a false start) every time because their wingers cheat,'' Hitchcock said. "So we're going to cheat just like they are. The power-play goal they scored, their winger went in on the move, good for him. We're going to do the same thing. It'll be interesting to see who gets kicked out first.''

Hmmmm so I guess the refs attempting to kill the Wings with bogus penalties wasn't enough? Now you would like some help on the face off as well? Next you can try the Homers ass speech. When that doesn't work maybe complain about Datsyuks physical play (*cough* Don Cherry)....and then if that still doesn't work just petition the league and complain about that fact that Datsyuk, Zetterberg, Lidstrom, Hossa, Franzen, Kronwall, Rafalski, Ericsson...yada yada are on the same team and its just not fair. Then ask for a one or two goal buffer at the beginning of each game. We can make it like golf and consider it your handicap....Shut up and just play the game.

Crap like this makes me appreciate the classy Detroit organization even more.

Oh remind me how well mindless bitching and whining worked out for this one...

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