Monday, May 4, 2009

And it's here, Game Three

Wow so this will be a late night for all you Wings fans back in the Easter time zone. I have to say this is one of the few times where it's nice to be out west...well that and the fact that I can get amazing seats on the glass for crazy cheap when the Wings play the Coyotes.

Not sure I am ready for this game....it's not that I don't have faith in the Wings, I do. I expect them to completely turn around and put in an amazing performance. (If you say it, it makes it true right?) I'm just afraid they'll wait until it's too late again. Skate to the throat from opening face off is the only option at this point....they absolutely cannot go back to the Joe down three games....Oh God just typing that caused me to have heart palpitations.

Tonight, Ozzie needs to stand on his head and play with a chip on his shoulder...essentially like he has the whole playoffs.

And as everyone and their mother has already begged, I really, really hope Hossa, Datsyuk, and Zetterberg show up. They need to stop relying so heavily on the 3rd and 4th lines, look to the Great Stevie Y as an example, and start playing like the leaders of the team dammit.

I hope that the speedy little devil that is Darren Helm, comes out like a crazy checking bastard and finally gets one in....try telling me there is someone more than him that deserves that?

Would love to see Stuart, or apparently that dirty bastard Kronwall, completely wreck Getzlaf, Perry, Brown, Pronger, either Niedermayer, or really just anyone with the Ducks...including that whiny little bitch Carlyle.

And would it be too much to ask for Chelios not to take a penalty...I know, I'm pushing my luck

Mike Babcock had this to say:

"You know, Pav made about three or four plays down the stretch on Hossa's stick, on Ericsson's stick - if one of those guys buries it ..."

Damn right bitches, once that line starts connecting, lights out, see you next year.....now we just have to hope this starts sooner than later....

From George over at Snapshots, Hiller had this to say:

"They played as long as we did. Sure, it's easier if you come out of such a game with a win, but I think everybody is going to be ready from the first second. We know it's going to be a tough game again."

A non ass hole comment from a Duck...clearly he hasn't been fully dickmatized by them yet. Makes me kinda feel bad about the Swedish raping he will endure tonight...oh who the hell am I kidding...I don't feel bad about that at all...Let the gang bang commence.

I think I need to start going to yoga or some meditation class, just to get through this game.....I certainly don't want to have to act like this...




As for now, I'll be waiting, attempting to work and distract myself until the game comes. And when that inevitably fails, I'll spend the remainder of the day in this position, as I'm sure many other Wings fans will:


And when will you two be back? Shit, I'm not above begging....




Alright, I'll be the first to admit, absolutely horrible weak post...but when I'm trying not to simultaneously tinkle or vomit, any additional tasks take a back seat...


Hopefully, I'll have something worthwhile later....

4 comments:

  1. "A non ass hole comment from a Duck...clearly he hasn't been fully dickmatized by them yet. Makes me kinda feel bad about the Swedish raping he will endure tonight...oh who the hell am I kidding...I don't feel bad about that at all...Let the gang bang commence."

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    If you were single and I was about 20 years younger.....I think you're my soul-mate!

    Just kidding....don't think I'm a phycho....I just love the fact that you write and feel the same way I do about the Wings. My wife was born Canadian and she doesn't even "really" get it.

    People at work always say, You can't REALLY hate an ENTIRE sports team" and I say, yes....yes I do. I hate several of them....Ducks, Pens, Flames, Oilers and the list grows each time we have a "tough" (read: the other team is a bunch of minor league thugs) series.

    KEEP UP THE FROM THE GUT POSTINGS!

    WINGS_FAN_IN_KC

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  2. "People at work always say, You can't REALLY hate an ENTIRE sports team" and I say, yes....yes I do."

    I'm right there with you. Imagine being a girl out here in Phoenix where people understand hockey about as much as Chris Pronger understands algebra....Funny how people tend to look at you like you're absolutely nuts...Only other Wings fans get it I guess. :)

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  3. "A non ass hole comment from a Duck...clearly he hasn't been fully dickmatized by them yet."

    Just awesome, Jessie. :)

    Bella

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  4. I thought this was a very strong post, because it is exactly how I feel right now.

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