Yeah I really am going label my post that. Because last night was disgusting. I don't even know what to say at this point. I feel in some regards that last year is replaying itself. Why you ask...oh you remember last years consecutive games with the Wings losing 8-0 and 8-1....this year, despite having less offense, should we be relieved they only lost 6-2? Oh fuck it, it's too hard to find positives...
Each game I usually write some notes so I can post a recap and dazzle you, and by you I mean the 5 readers who for whatever reason keep coming back, with my witty thoughts and comments. Ha that was misleading...but I do generally say something slightly inappropriate or completely off the wall that will disturb/offend some people, so I feel like my mission is usually accomplished.
Last night here were my notes with no modifications:
Wings starting off really slow
Still having a shitty first period
Oh fuck we're on the P...
Oh fuck they scored....Williams you bastard I just wrote something halfway decent about you
Alright still being completely dominated
Wings on the PP
Filppula scores again...can another line actually score a fucking goal
Intermission. Keith Jones with this gem "Heatly will score 70 goals this year" Please vomit now
2-1 Buffalo
3-1 Buffalo
4-1 Buffalo
5-1 Buffalo
Fuck My Life
6-1 Buffalo
6-2 Buffalo
Why the fuck is Zetterberg celebrating like he's never done that before...oh that's right it was his first goal of the season.
And scene. That's it. All I had to write. What more could I say without rocking back and forth in the fetal position dreading the doom and gloom I would be reading about the Red Wings all today.
To add a little positivity to the world, I'm trying here, Jimmy Howard only let in one goal and didn't make me want to beat him over the head with a hockey stick, so that was delightful.....
Alright no more. I can't talk about the shitfest that took place last night. It is far too painful.
Let's move on to a bit of a lighter topic.
Yesterday Snapshots posted a youtube video of one Matt Stafford and his lessons/experiences with Octopussy etiquette. Now Matt had also emailed me his videos and since he is clearly as deranged as myself and I am sure many readers here, I was left not only laughing but with some additional questions. Matt was kind enough to humor me and sent me his answers all the way from London, England...
First watch the video. I am posting the long version because well you should watch it. Nothing I can say could do it justice, so sit back and enjoy!
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